lyrics:

1.
happy smiling little faces
wondrous beauty doth abound
i bent down to tie my laces
and spied a penny on the ground

all of that and all of this
floating round my cloudy brain
blow the angels all a kiss
and step aboard the choo-choo train

the cold has never bothered me
in fact it gives me quite a lift
i marvel at the old pine tree,
at christmas time, people buy gifts!

here's one for little annie brown
and one for his friend timmy
a parcel's here from out of town
addressed to little jimmy

happy smiling little faces
wondrous beauty doth abound
i bent down to tie my laces
and spied little jimmy on the ground

2.
she was ours for but a second
as the night was petering out
seems to me she had not reckoned
she barely had the time to shout

we let her go, twas but a prank
relief apparent on her face
she'll have that in her memory bank
but next time she'll be packing mace

or pepper spray, perhaps a tazer
or maybe some new kind of lazer
with which to burn out all our eyes
little children, don't tell lies

it truly is a thing to see
the girl who'd be a refugee

3.
ladybuns, ladybuns - endless hours of bunsy funs
big ol' buns that weigh a ton
how i miss my ladybuns

the oven's hot, the buns are done
think i'll go get me some
out the door i run run run
straight into my ladybuns

mornin' noon or anytime
to eat some buns is not a crime
her ladybuns got me in bits
her ladybuns, they are the tits

the clock was saying around 4ish
her ladybuns are so moreish
i'm gonna let my honey run
on her delicious ladybuns

4.
jack + jilly, jet set willy
poor wee mite -- soap bubble billy

his big transparent stupid head
his clumsy feet sticking oot of the bed
he goes to talk and plop plop plop
his head explodes all over the shop

he's never had one friend
and no one's ever phone'd him
no one' cares if he lives or dies
and no one's ever loved him

dally dillly, krankie killy
we're here to save you
soap bubble billy

only kidding, no we're not
we don't even give one jot
your stupid fairy liquid brain
is seeping out your ears again

willy nilly, he's so silly
jennifer tilly!
soap bubble billy

willy nilly, he's so silly
jennifer tilly!
soap bubble billy

5.
understand
funny hand
band
ain't life grand
channed
sand
canned
fanned
shan tam
tennents can
pans
preston pans
brand

man
hand
planned
stand
tanned
banned
slander
dandy
clammed
marzipan
josie and fran
do the can can
stan
chanteran

spanned

mcerlain
flash in the plan
black and tan
steely dan
desperate dan
flim flam
take a stand
life long band
arrest man
shit hits the fan
finniston cran

scran
as much as you can stand!
handsome dan
talisman
quicksand
backhand
strand
SUNNYLAND

6.
you're a stupid knob -- you're a blinking google gob
you're an intellectual snob -- look at you you google gob

plucking facts out of thin air -- not the facts are no longer there
chewing gum stuck in our hair -- go away, way, way over there

choking on corn on the cob -- google google google gob
wisdom nuggets that you rob -- lazy fucking google gob

i want you to suck on rocks
i want you to suck bill gate's cock
i want to see you try to walk
after i sick up in your socks

sitting in your stupid chair -- sitting sitting no one cares
spitting little google facts -- bind you in our tesseract

you're a goldfish -- bob bob bob bob, lazy lazy google gob
you're a junkie on the run, no one likes a google gob

7.
tazie got out!
jimmy's okay!
billy's got friends!